Puss quietly cries and the clock bells ring. The page gives a huff, and walks off with the rest of the men. Categories Categories: Transcripts; DreamWorks Transcripts; Shrek Transcripts; Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. HAROLD: But, but, but thethe whole kingdoms turned out to celebrate your marriage. A chair swoops up Fiona and carries her over to a mirror. Off in the distance they see a small cottage. ANNOUNCER: Well, the abs are fab and its gluteus to the maximus here at tonights Far, Far Away Royal Ball Blowout! SHREK: Whoawhoawhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! The two giggle and Shrek takes her in his arms. Move em on! Harold sets the tray down on the window sill. Shrek notices a set of doors at the other end of the room with a sign above that reads "Potion Room". FIONA: Mom says that when Im old enough, my Handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family! The man is Harold in disguise. I do it all the time. Are you serious?! It fades. He goes over to the fireplace to warm up, but notices Fiona's childhood toys on the mantelpiece. "Im an ogre!" I know youre feeling bad, but you gotta let your own--. I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower-. Here we are. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. We are not going! GODMOTHER: You better get in. Godmother turns into bubbles for her death. CHARMING: Oh, thank heavens. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. Shrek takes his clothes, leaving both the nobleman and his son stranded in their undergarments. SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. Various makeup appliances begin to pester Fiona. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. My gosh! The crowd applauds and Lillian claps along. Suddenly they are in a spacious room. Shrek opens the gates and they head inside. (singing) The sunll come outtomorrow. Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way. For you and your true love. 2.4 King Harold vs. Shrek and Donald 2.5 Shrek and Donald's Lament It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. She goes over to the piano player snapping her fingers. Alright! Chains dangle from the ceiling which attach to their shackles, keeping them suspended above the floor. Uh excuse me. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. The song ends and the end credits roll. PUSS: Ah, I was just concocting this very plan. The birds are released and a fanfare is played as Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey step out of the carriage. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? And throughout the land, everyone was happy. I dont get it, Shrek. I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. GINGY: I hate these ball shows! Im your Fairy Godmother. He looks up from the scroll and stares at Shrek. Shrek shouts and sits up. Help; in: Transcripts, DreamWorks Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts. GODMOTHER: Where have all the good men gone / And where are all the gods? Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. DONKEY: What? Move em on! Godmother continues to sing. PUSS: Whatever happens, I must not cry! Puss climbs on top of his head and grabs it. He turns to look down at a feminine frog sipping a martini on a stool. 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GODMOTHER: Late at night I toss and I turn / And I dream of what I needHit it! Ho-ho-ho-oh, shoot! Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. Shrek gets caught a trap and villagers surround Fiona, who fends them off. He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me! HAROLD: Id hoped youd never see me like this. Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 1.4 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray 2 International releases But just as they are about to kiss, Shrek and Donkey come bursting through the doors to the courtyard. Shrek and Godmother chase after the wand. Charming continues through the abandoned castle and reaches the princess's tower. Somehow I dont think Ill be welcome at the country club. A pair of bright green eyes appear from the darkness. Charming spits out the rose, scoops Fiona in his arms, and leans in for a kiss. They take turns farting in a mud bath, using fairies trapped in jars for light. I dont think they can hear us, pigeon. [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. PUSS: You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money. Fairy Godmother pulls out a red vial and hands it to Harold. Thats mine. Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. She braces herself and Donkey makes the popping noise again. SHREK: Sorry to barge in like this but uh--. Donkey solemnly walks out the door and shuts it behind him. Recently Changed Pages. GODMOTHER: Oh no, no, of course its not, dear. Shrek puts on the nobleman's powdered wig and his clothes, which are much too small for him. Fairy Godmother's pink carriage descends. CHARMING: It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragons Keep. I was just reading a, uha scary book. Look what Ive done for her. Shrek is shouting from across the other side of the palace in Fiona's room. Um Hes an ogre. And my father lives off the garbage! Ooo, pantyhose! The three walk through a door next to the receptionist. Fiona takes a sip from the other cup and smiles. Its going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on! Meanwhile, Gingy is standing on Mongo's face as he sinks into the water. Hey, thats my girl! Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. Fiona walks out of the room and grabs her suitcase. The three are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. HAROLD: uh, we, we make this a quick visit. Shrek looks out from the barn, solemnly starting at Far Far Away way off in the distance. Except for one potion. DONKEY: Thanks, compadre. How bout a side of sugar for the steed? HAROLD: No, no, hes right. FIONA: But its the old one I fell in love with, Dad. And you should probably get to know the new kid in your class too, Charlie. The group cheers. GODMOTHER: Oh! GODMOTHER: Ill make you fancy, Ill make you great. Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. If there's gonna be any animal testing, Im gonna do it. The carriage is stopped at a drive-thru window. They are making purring sounds. Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. Shrek reads the label on the potion. And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! DONKEY: Yeah, sure. DONKEY: Hey man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? Bob: Uh huh. Its whats best. The king and queen start walking forward and talk amongst themselves. Shrek goes to open the door but hears Fiona crying. She goes out to her balcony and cries a single tear, then suddenly notices bubbles floating all around her. GODMOTHER: Fiona, Fiona! Isnt it all wonderful! The crowd gasps. FIONA: Theres just one problem. Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. I dont want to die. I can whinny! Ingredients are tested and mixed. Sorry! HAROLD: Excellent idea! Godmother's voice sounds from a speaker system next to the receptionist. The band accompanies them. HAROLD: Im sorry, Lillian. SHREK: And youre still the same annoying donkey. Isnt we supposed to be having a fiesta? DONKEY: And lets face it. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation, directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon and distributed by Paramount Pictures. It follows ogres Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz), now a happily married couple, enjoying their honeymoon.Everything is just fine. Harold is pouring tea into two cups on a tray. And if you think that Ill be smearing VapoRub all over your chest, think again! Ow! Transcript Act I Outhouse [ Inside somewhere dark, the camera closes on a beautiful storybook. If you remember, I helped you with your happily ever after. The nobleman's son peeks out from inside the carriage. Two workers are caught in it and are transformed into a clock and a candelabra. A cute, button nose? Oh, get it off! He dismounts his horse and enters the tavern. Shrek and Donkey are walking through a thick forest. Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. The battle axe is tossed into Harold's hands. We both acted like ogres. "Head to the darkest part of the woods", DONKEY: "Past the sinister trees with those scary-looking branches.". Thick, wavy locks? Id like you to meet my husbandShrek. At the desk sits an elf writing into a book. So thats it, you wont come? The four stand facing each other. GODMOTHER: Shu-shu-shu--shush, shush. Look at him in his wee little boots. Charming uses his bow to shoot a roped arrow to a wooden post on the other side and uses it as a zipline. Someone is looking at Shrek and Donkey from up in a tree. Shrek climbs up and gets through. This time she doesn't resist. Shrek leans in to kiss Fiona, but she gently stops him with her hand. Scorching desert! GODMOTHER: Jerome, coffee and a Monte Cristo. Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. Shrek Forever After (also known as Shrek: The Final Chapter or Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter) is a 2010 animated fantasy - comedy film, and it is the fourth installment in the Shrek film series. We cut Shrek to gulping at the dinner table. Woware you from Europe? Puss jumps off and Shrek and Donkey halt. Donkey smiles and stares at Shrek, not taking the hint. INT. Shrek saddles up on Donkey's back with Puss. Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. And helping, a wannabe princess get her shopping done, our hero headed back to he king's castle for a good nights sleep. The crowd gasps, the fanfare dies off, and one of the doves smacks into a wall and falls dead to the ground. The king and queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. SHREK: Well heres a news flash for you! Library of Congress authority ID. JEROME: [sighs] Yes, Fairy Godmother. A figure jumps down onto the path in front of them. Now, where were we? Crowds of people are gathered by the red carpet as celebrities walk down it. FIONA: Well, they might be a bit surprised. Chemicals are poured into giant vats. Head em up! And Im going to set things right. Prince Charming holds out his hand and Fiona eventually takes it. An alarm sounds and red lights flash. / With a flick of the wrist and just a flash / Youll land a prince with a ton of cash, GODMOTHER: A high-priced dress made by mice no less / Some crystal glass pumps / And no more stress. Things seem bad because its dark and rainy and Fionas father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. Fireworks go off in the evening sky. DONKEY: He just went inside looking for you. Fiona looks hesitantly at Charming and then back at Godmother. Just the old crusade wound playing up a bit! The knights proceed to throw Shrek, Donkey, and Puss into the back of a metal wagon. How bout a bowl for the steed? Get us out of here! SHREK: Aye. He is wearing noble clothes that somewhat resemble Shrek's usual getup. GODMOTHER: Oh-ho-ho! SHREK: No, no. She sits up with concerned look on her face. GODMOTHER: Oh, believe me, Harold. Lillian runs over. They slowly dance on the ballroom floor. Fiona gestures out the window at Prince Charming on the red carpet, who is playing up to the crowd. JEROME: The Fairy Godmother. This is Fionas choice. Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building. CHARMING: Fiona, my dearest, if theres one thing I know, its that love is full of surprises. Piata!" SHREK: You know, shockingly, this isnt making me feel any better. Shes a princess, and youre an ogre. HAROLD: Ah! Hansel and Gretel! A couple is out on a table drinking tea when their cups begin to shake. Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--its the Big Bad Wolf. Oh my dear. PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. PUSS: Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion allow me to take the first sip. Shrek looks up to see the back of Harold who is talking with Doris. Yeah, Imma keep watch. He enters the Potion Room he saw earlier. SHREK: [ narrator reading the book.] NOBLEMAN: Oh, you poor creature! Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are hidden further up the road. HAROLD: I only did that because I love her! Harold walks back inside the bedroom. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. Inside a giant cauldron pours out gas as Godmother dumps various vials into it. Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. How--whenwhen, when, when did you get back? You could at least give them a chance. GODMOTHER: Are you going so soon? FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. Shrek drops Puss to the ground and he screeches. FIONA'S BEDROOM. The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. WORKER: Your Monte Cristo and coffee--oh! SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. Puss puts on his cute, guilty face. Im looking for the Ugly Stepsister. SHREK: Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? SHREK: Ya know, somehow I dont think I was going to get Daddys blessing even if I did want it! Pinocchio, with key in hand, jumps and the pigs lowers down by his strings. 0 references. HAROLD: Darling, why not come down to the ball and give him another chance? I thought I might find you here. The film is released by DreamWorks Animation and is distributed by Paramount Pictures. GODMOTHER: My diet is ruined! The furniture move back to their original positions. Ill park the car. Oh. What do you think I am, some kind of a. Shrek tries to run out to the balcony but Godmother shuts those doors as well. Fiona: Donkey! She loves that pretty boy, Prince Charming. SHREK: What choice do I have? DONKEY & PUSS: Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca, DONKEY & PUSS: Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca. Shrek? DONKEY: I gotta get out of here! Move em on! He reads it. Love, the King and Queen of Far Far Away. Youd be surprised how much I changed for your mother. It is Doris, otherwise known as the Ugly Stepsister. They wait for Pinocchio's nose to grow but nothing happens. Shrek: Oh, boy. Puss uses his claw to cut a hole in the glass. Godmother looks surprised to see Shrek. Puss laps up the milk in his cup and slams it down. Go right in. FIONA: Shrek! DONKEY: But, no more wallowing in the mud? 1 reference. Thumbelina? SHREK: Gingy! He is now a white stallion. A small puppy lands in Fiona's hands. Advertisement. We missed you at dinner. But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh--. Puss continues to climb up and stop every so often. LILLIAN: Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children Harold starts choking on his drink and Shrek accidentally swallows his spoon. Shrek Forever After Act l Goodnight Junior Shrek Forever After Act ll Closing Countertop (Fade back to Bob and Larry on the countertop) Bob: I feel like I always say this, but wow, Larry, that was great! HAROLD: There you are! Come on, join us. You always need someone to do the back of your hair. Follow the pretty pony! Ow! The dance floor is empty, except for Shrek and Fiona still slow dancing. PUSS:Hey! / Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair--. SHREK: It says, "Beauty Divine." Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are sitting at the bar with their drinks. He has been listening the whole time. Carry on, Cedric. Find you a nice.uh, burro! - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Charming runs up to Fiona, grabs her shoulders, and kisses her. Shrek is listening in from the window, outside and out of sight. Shrek runs up to Fiona. Why are you grabbing me?! They walk out into a clearing. He enters the princess's room and makes his way to her bed where a figure lays down, obscured by the bed's curtains. The red carpet is rolled out in front of the palace and festivities are set up. Donkey runs back over to the fireplace and Shrek groans in frustration. GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Shrek 2 is a transcript. Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. [laughs] And just a hint oflust! Its a bad idea. Whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre! Hey, what about my Miranda Rights? Mongo starts to giggle and follow Donkey. PUSS: And take it from me, Boss. Shrek hears a muffled voice. 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