Now eat the floor and give me twenty! The Soldier is slower than most classes, but in turn is more durable, having the second highest amount of health by default (after the Heavy). This is a simple site designed to help you with that. Zepheniah Mann: [referring to another sibling of the brothers] Gray is still my favorite though. Looked pretty sharp. ", "I cannot be bargained with! Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. Actually. Oh, sorry. ", "Merasmus! The games characters are often quoted in various situations and it is clear that the game has left a lasting impression on popular culture. Man vs. Sentry? ", "If there is one thing I hate more than losing, it is tying! Scout: [after killing a Sniper] You'll never hit me! Blutarch Mann: Shut up, Redmond, I'm praying! Administrator: You failed! ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. Oh my God, they're shooting at us! You are a mistake of nature! Redmond Mann: [gasps] Don't you dare, Blutarch! ", "Men, you are about to become someone's new worst nightmare! ", "We will push until there is nothing left to push! ", "I am a robot! ", "This is not a camping trip, Sheila; this is, "You will not turn my battlefield into a campground. Rick May, the voice actor for TF2's Soldier, recently passed away. Hold on. Mann Co. Soldier Voice Lines Basics Explained, H3Vtux 196K subscribers 968K views 5 years ago Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/H3Vtux All of the Soldier's voice lines from Team Fortress 2! In memory of him tell us your favorite soldier quote. Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? What could they possibly be doing? Oh I'm gonna be famous. ", "If you do not like losing to an enlisted man, do not pick a fight with one! ", "Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed! Spy: I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen. ", "If I have to crack some skulls, I will. () And from that day forward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a ZOO! Stop fighting! Soldier is talking to a line of people wearing helmets if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight sun tzu said that and i d say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. But make no mistake, my lawyers are still on Earth, and they *will* prosecute if you do not fulfill your contract. I will be the last man standing! All rights reserved. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. It was really over, I thought. Merasmus: Merasmus the Wizard has come for your souls! Go crazy nuts. And if a piece of fabric can do it, "Everyone, take a knee! That's all I do. Merasmus: [Merasmus spins the wheel of fate, and it lands on the spot that ?berCharges everyone on both teams, making them invincible for a few seconds] You are GODS! [to the mercenaries] I'm taking you to hell with me! It spawned a multimedia franchise that includes comics and short films. ", "Any man comes at me airborne, I am turning into a meat cloud! 'Cause all I do is carry! Everything above your neck is going to be a. Very nice choice. paywalls or sell mods - we never will. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. You are a maggot hatched from a mutant maggot egg! There are many unicorns like me, but, "I am the prettiest unicorn! ", [Whispered] "This is what the President must feel like all the time! The BLU Sniper Gaming Heads is proud to introduce the fourth in our 12 inch Team Fortress 2 line, the Sniper! My only worry is this update makes too much sense. With me. Shutting down. I plan to trade him all your gravel for it! They said we shouldn't do it! Soldier: Eagle head, charge! Team Fortress 2 components nine playable classes, fairly split and organized into "Offense", "Watchman", and "Support". Died in 2020 by Covid-19 "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!" The Soldier is a crazed, jingoistic patriot from Midwest, USA. I cannot be reasoned with! ", "I'm going to tell you ladies a secret: I hate losing! Youll never hit my tiny head! Do you have any idea what ungodly sum I'm paying you vagrants to push a corpse a hundred feet? Yeah money well spent. Scout: [after killing a Medic] Ooooh your gun shoots medicine! Heavy: [after eating sandvich] Don't run! ", "I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear, or comfortable - in this costume. Redmond Mann: [Redmond's body, in the BLU cart, has almost reached the final checkpoint] Good gravel! ", "You were good son, real good; maybe even the best. Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass! Scout: This is a real frickin' embarrassment! RED team! Thanks! Oh no, werewolves! ", "We have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, the wings of an eagle, the big muscular arms of a panther-man, and the silent majesty of a kraken! And even then, good luck! [Cut back to battle scene. The mercenaries initially had a disadvantage against the robots, the Soldier devises a simple, yet cunning plan to infiltrate Gray Gravel Co. (Gray Mann's corporation) by disguising himself as a Robot using a costume made of cardboard. And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth! ", "Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost! By me. ", "I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra! Representing the American ways through his weapons.Spending time with RED Demoman (as BLU Soldier; formerly). Administrator: Gentlemen, with our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars! ", "You are ten pounds of ghost crap in a five-pound dress! He can also substitute it for a backpack called the Buff Banner, which will build rage as the Soldier deals damage to enemy mercenaries, and when fully charged, will allow the Soldier to literally blow his own horn and buff himself and nearby teammates with temporary guaranteed mini-crits. dismissed! [after killing a Heavy] I am owning you, you fat bald bastard! Rainbows make me cry! I am here to take American jobs! While I'm on Earth, which is virtually made of gravel? Crack Cupcake is an impulsive drug addict who tends to show up . ", "Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it! I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. Hasta gazpacho! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more [Soldier pokes a recruits' helmet] about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Heavy | The first pickaxe is called the Equalizer which deals below average damage at full health, but deals more damage as the Soldier gradually take damage, and when at death's door, deals extraordinary damage. Bonk! If you can help us with this wiki please sign up and help us! ", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created, "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. When the Soldier hits the Spy in the face with his Shovel, the poster on the wall in the background ironically reads "No Smoking". [Sotto voce] "I'm still your friend. Amen. We are Americans! He switches to his Rocket Launcher and a BLU Medic appears behind him, firing syringes. This is Blutarch Mann speaking! All right? [after killing a Sniper] Youll never hit me! Logic . Pop quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? [Sotto voce] "Boy, I have something I want to tell you about the Engineer. Soldier: to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat [The Soldier demonstrates by using the grenades, moving them in a walking motion. [normal] I'm of two minds about this. Dear God, we are sorry we angered you, please stop helping the other team! [normal] Why don't *you* push? Tf2 Best Soldier Quotes & Sayings. Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Ha ha ha ha! Im gonna headbutt ya! I got a good feeling about this. ", "You have grit, you have valor, and now you have proof! Don't worry, boys! If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created me. ", "All gave some, some gave all, but nobody got a prize but us! ", "[Singing] I love to win, so I guess we should win! https://www.quotes.net/movies/team_fortress_2_143395, https://www.quotes.net/movies/team_fortress_2_quotes_143395. ", "You were loud and ugly, and now you're DEAD! Awoo-ooh! Presto, you're dead! This page was last edited on 7 November 2021, at 06:58. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/TeamFortress2. All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs! [typing sounds, buzzer sound] No! We are the best! ", "You are all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets! [chuckles slightly]. ", "They said we couldn't do it! During Expiration day, When Soldier yelled "I teleported bread!" Administrator: Yes, break them! Like most of the mercenaries, the Soldier carries a shotgun for his secondary weapon, which is great for close combat when the rocket launcher is too risky to use. C'mon make us both happy! I'm at a campfire with Soldier, Salty Pete, Pepper Pot Pete, and Perry Pepper Pants, and Peter Poopy-Toots. Redmond Mann: Sending you to hell, Blutarch! A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I don't think it's anything to worry about. I'm gonna headbutt ya! Scout: Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! And when the Spy saw the breadth of his achievement, he wept, for there were no more backs to stab. In conclusion, it is clear that Team Fortress 2 is a game with a rich and varied cast of characters, each of whom has their own unique personality and voice. Simon: You'll have plenty of time to fight Dracula in Hell, hippie! I don't make the first move, just the last one. Administrator: [all six players die] How could you *all* die at once? ", Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Soldier_responses&oldid=3388818, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. Administrator: Oh no. ", "This point is mine! Administrator: Friendships are in direct contravention of mercenary conduct as delineated in your contracts; and on a personal note: I am very, very, disappointed with you. Administrator: [briefcase dropped] The enemy has dropped our intelligence. There's this little cookbook I've been seeing, and - hey, it's pretty nice. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings! ", "Come on out, Merasmus! I'm not up at night about it. Update. Blutarch Mann: [RED team is close to winning] Blast! Im gonna headbutt ya! "Go play your pinko chess game with the Devil, Commie! [normal] Oh, all the time. Ap-Sap: We've been walking for quite some time. Oh! That's what I do. And you're, uh and you're doing that. And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Scout: [dominating a sniper] Look at this, just caved in your skull, my bat's still dry. Be the first to learn about new releases! It feels-, "You're all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!" ", "My shoulders are broad, men, but I can't fit all of you on them! By the official bird of Livi, Montana! [dark voice] This is *your* fault. I killed the bloody Loch Ness Monster! 'Cause I don't want any piece of this. The BLU Sniper Gaming Heads is proud to introduce the fourth in our 12 inch Team Fortress 2 line, the Sniper! I'm gonna blow the inside of ya head all over four counties! One, two, three. Good stuff, good stuff, buddy. Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Blutarch Mann: The devil! Soldier: The great eagle scourge returns, hippies! You can search for multiple words at the same time and after selecting the rows, get a summary of each file you need to do your sentence mixing. ], [A BLU Heavy and Pyro are holding the final capture point. I'm almost to hell, you idiots! (Blutarch Mann) | It's not burned! Go for the eyes!" and "I am battle-hardened veteran of a thousand wars". (Saxton Hale) | Heavy: [after eating sandvich] Sandvich is perfect fuel for killing puny cowards! Valve Corporation. Where it belongs! You win! ", "Everybody's dead now, Merasmus! [laughs maliciously] Who am I kidding? In team fortress 2 the soldier comes ready to do damage with his rocket launcher. It's more of a sort of. I might crawl in there myself! Break their metal bones! ", "Do not make me kill you again, Merasmus! Fight to the death. A variation of the rocket, known as the Direst Hit, is able to deal more damage than the default Rocket Launcher as well as mini-crits airborne enemies, but has a much smaller blast radius, encouraginghim to concentrate on direct hits rather than indirect ones. Medic: That was doctor assisted homicide. [getting a lot of height with double or triple jumps] Hey I can see my base from here! Okay, now fight to the death. During this event, the Soldier was awarded several detinguished medals, all of which he had designed himself. Redmond Mann: Belay that order, RED team! You'll never hit me! Don't you die on me, brain maggot! ", "You just got your Frenchie ass dominated. ", "I don't want to jinx this, men, but we are guaranteed to win! I love this job. You failed Saxton Hale! Location of Origin: Midwest, USA. Soldier: [dominating any player, which means killing the same person four times in a row without being killed back by them] If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created *me*! ", "If you know what's good for ya, you will run! Blutarch Mann: What? Redmond Mann: Lord, wait! The Sniper's main role on the battlefield is to pick off important enemy targets from afar . Media in category soldier robot audio responses the following 200 files are in this category out of 304 total. ", "You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! Well, you feel free to poke around, I guess. ", "Drop your bibs and make some gibs, maggots! ", "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife. ", "I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe!". Love it. Note: This is ONLY to be used to report spam, advertising, and problematic (harassment, fighting, or rude) posts. Is that, [Singing] "I don't know, but I been told: I'm a pretty unicorn! All right, fun's over! But dammit, we took it, didn't we? Hacking, begin! They've got a job! Heavy: [singing, after eating sandwich] Me and my sandvich, coming to kill you! Winners, "Men, George Washington never lost! At this juncture. Ap-Sap: Um, couldn't help but notice, when I was in your pocket, that you've, uh - you've got a knife. Administrator: Alert! In fact, they're right over there in that evil castle! [dark voice] Keep pushing. Redmond Mann: Oh good, the Skeleton King's he- NO! Showing 1 - 15 of 209 comments. You are the worst roommaaaaaaaaate!" This is Soldier, by the way. By uh Dickens. And instead of chess pieces, there's just brave blood-hungry sons-of-bitches who love war! [after killing a Medic] Wheres your precious hippo-crates now? Scout: Yeah, why don't ya come over and say that to my face, tough guy? [chuckles slightly]. The soldier is a crazed jingoistic patriot from midwest usa tough and well armed he is versatile capable of both offense and defense and a great starter class to get familiar with the game. Damn you Blutarch! You are also ugly! Bombinomicon: [various lines upon players entering Hell on the Helltower map] Hey, welcome to Hell! And I am going to, "Everyone, please stand! And I am most proud of, "Let's kick this robot's ass back to the Bronze Age!". Ap-Sap: Let me tell you where I am right now: I am of the view of running away in the other direction. ", "We give up, Merasmus! You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! That was - did you hear that noise? [after killing a Demoman] Depth perception pal, look into it! Well balanced and possessing both survivability and mobility the soldier is considered one of the most flexible classes in team fortress 2 despite his low ground movement speed he is capable of using. Bombinomicon: Hey, it's you guys! Soldier: You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants! Call me later, pal. Medic: [dark voice] Redrum, redrum [normal voice] Red? ", "Son, whatever third-world stink pile you actually live in, today you are an American! Team Fortress 2 - Soldier. Okay. ", "Are you all trying for a Section Eight? Role playing. Answer below to help people like me and an alot of others know what cosmetics to wear. See you soon. The Medic's head falls off the gate. Soldier! In addition to theirhealth-related effects, both pickaxes also enable the Soldier to preform his signature taunt kill called the "Kamikaze", where the Soldier can destroy all enemies and Engineer buildings within a 6-foot radius with one of his own grenades, but at the ultimate cost of sacrificing his own life, as the name of the taunt suggests. Yes yes yes Redmond Mann: BLU team! Okay. Voice responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a primary or melee weapon or the player has triggered something like being set on fire. ", "War is like a game of chess: with guts on top of it! Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Spy, -Welcome to the Hero/Protagonist wiki! Administrator: You failed me. I have this disorder that makes it physically impossible for me to lose! Soldier (TF2) Redmond Mann: My mercs? Despite being xenophobic, the BLU Soldier used to be good friends with RED Demoman. ", "I'm gonna break my foot off in this tie's ass! ", "Pick up their asses gently, men. "May I borrow your earpiece? ", "Drop your socks and grab your socks, boys! ], [The Soldier, Sniper and Heavy charge into battle together, as explosions occur all around them. Engineer: [after one of his automated sentry guns blows away an enemy] Another satisfied customer! 10 Rainbows. You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals. Now let's, "I am proud of you, you sack of garbage! Blutarch Mann: Oh, I'm just thinking about all the gravel I'll have when you're gone. Looks pretty good! ", "I am a robot! The disembodied forearm that lands in front of the Engineer actually belongs to a Sniper, as seen from the fingerless glove and lack of sausage fingers. It's just ham! Here lies Scout--he ran fast, and died a virgin. It also makes me irresistible to ladies. There you are! ", "Dear other team: please reach into your ass and give me my foot back! ", "All men gave some. "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor." Soldier (TF2) tags: uhh Read more quotes from Soldier (TF2) Share this quote: Like Quote Absolutely love it. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff. [after destroying an Engineers dispenser, sentry, or teleporter] I broke your stupid crap, moron! I was rea - I'm surprised. Very clever! Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push my brother to hell! Heavy: [after eating sandvich] Bologna! [dominating a sniper] Look at this, just caved in your skull, my bats still dry. You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards! Soldier: Time to inform your next of kin! Take your voodoo back to Canada! ", "I am going to haunt your ass with my foot! [Fades], "Dominated, candy pants! ", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have made me a mindless puppet of this brain maggot! But nobody got a prize but us! Welcome to Hell! It's the taking part that counts. Scout | You keep fighting, we catch up later. It's not gravel science. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America), https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3c/Cm_soldier_summary_callout_04.mp3. As Gray Mann became hell-bent with retaking control of Mann Co., Saxton Hale hired the Soldier, alongside the rest of the mercenaries to fight off Gray Mann's army of robots. To read. Friendship is *STUPID* magic! When the wall between worlds grows thin! Goodreads helps you follow your favorite authors. [shuffling noise] This is what I'm paying them! If you didn't win, I would need to see your birth certificate! [Quietly] No offense, brain maggot. Yeah, he down here. Hide your seeds and millet, cowards! Gentlemen, this never happened. Medic: [wearing the "Second Opinion"] Do you ever worry you might be going mad? Heavy: [obtaining an achievement] I am most dangerous man in history of world! In memory of him, tell us your favorite Soldier quote. Because we have kicked them all over this map and they are devastated! A Spy uncloaks and attempts to backstab the Soldier, but the Soldier pulls out his Shovel, swiftly knocking out the Spy with it. All rocket launchers will gib enemies if they are killed by a direct rocket, often accompanied by the Soldier shouting his catchphrase "MAGGOTS". Ap-Sap: Dashing rogues! However, in the right hands, it is still very powerful. bro is this a sniper x soldier quote if so i'll be so happy. 48 Best Tf2 Quotes "It's time to let loose the hounds of justice!" - Soldier "I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice." - Scout "Faster than lightning, more powerful than a locomotive!" - Scout "It's time to bring the pain!" - Soldier "I'm gonna make ya famous!" - Scout The Pyro thrusts its weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards it from off screen.]. ", "I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! Ey is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in? Zepheniah Mann: [as a ghost watching what's happening] You did great, son. Team Fortress 2 components nine playable classes, fairly split and organized into Offense, Watchman, and Support. Redmond Mann: The Witching Hour! Again! [Quietly] "It's just a metaphor, brain maggot. ", "This is my rifle, this is my gun! Don't panic, but they are shooting at us. ", "Bomb head! Tuck them into bed and kiss their asses on the forehead. Because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands! I should've hired the RED team! It's funny to me! "Dominated! ], [The Soldier turns to the left and fires a Crit rocket at the Medic, gibbing him. A Sentry Buster has entered the area! Quite complicated; pulled it out of the bag, as usual. Tom, say something! ], [Cut to BLU Heavy performing the Showdown taunt. Soldier: [wearing a maggot miscellaneous item coming out of his helmet] We're a good team, maggot! ", "You are going down, you spell-casting maggot! Let's go. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! ], Heavy: "Pow!" Soldier: [with an eagle head replacement item] Dominated, Candypants. So have you guys been doing? Spy: [if caught on fire] I appear to have burst into flames. It's not the winning, is it? ", "That was close. Okay. The quotes range from humorous to inspirational, and they often provide insight into the characters and their personalities. (Redmond Mann) | Ha ha ha! Consider yourself dominated you Scot son of ! I won't lie to you: you're going to die! This ability allows the Soldier to pop up in unexpected places and reach areas off-limits even to the Scout's double jump. Soldier: [Soldier is talking to a line of people wearing helmets] "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. The Soldier can also use one of two pickaxes as a substitute for his shovels. ", "Permission to get cocky, men! Scout: [after killing a Demoman] Depth perception pal, look into it! R.I.P Rick May :c, "You are good son, real good. Stop what you're doing! [laughs] Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys! Never speak of this. I have turned into a robot again! Thank you from GameBanana 3 The bird head is pure agony! Holy crap, it's you guys! Blutarch Mann: Dear Lord! If they get that bomb to the hatchway, we're all done for! The Soldier has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands). [Camera angle changes to reveal the 'people' he is talking to are all the heads of his decapitated victims, lined up on a fence. You are an Englishman in a dress! Scout: [looking at an enemy with his melee weapon out] I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils! I need a roommate. Demoman And Soldier Weather By Kgbigelow On Deviantart Team Fortress 2 Team Fortress 3 Team Fortess 2. Soldier is talking to a line of people wearing helmets if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight sun tzu said that and i d say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. Searching for quotes from the TF2 wiki can be hard because voice commands, responses, taunts and audio previews aren't on the same page. "I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. [normal voice] Oh, shut up! ", "I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses! After the war! Show more. If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! ", "There is nothing unusual about this man's head! It is impossible for us to lose! I am going to pull a rabbit out of your ass! Go about your business! As charming and cunning as he is, the Spy has the most creative, the . Got anything funny to say about that funny man? I take jobs from American vampires! ", "You better hope there's hacky-sack in Hell, hippie! Blog belongs to @swesq21 I do funny incorrect quotes except they aren't funny . Medic: [dark voice] Do you ever think you might be going mad? The Russian version is the only one to translate this line. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than Lord of the Rings! 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